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Originally Posted by The_Bammo
I hear you on the wanna bee Ace-Hole (Acebass) and his mixed up reports and data. It is going to be a new TV series called Ace-Hole's War.
Hang Tough~
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Actually, the name of the new tv series is going to be called -
S*M*A*S*H*E*D.
"The 12 step program never looked so good as when these characters arrived at the Army's MASH unit, 407777".
In this tv version it isn't located in Korea during the Korean War.
Instead it is located in Vietnam during the Vietnam War.
Of course the series isn't really in Vietnam.
But, then Ace wasn't there either!!
In this version Ace gets to play the androngenous character of Dr. Major Frank "Asshole" Burns. His asshole burns because he has been sneaking into all of the villages to play "hide the pickle" with all of the boys that live in those villages near the unit.
Sandra gets to play the part of Nurse Major Margaret "Tulips" O'Dearie. She earned the nickname of "Tulips" after she planted her "two lips" around the c**k of every soldier she could find in camp!!
The slogan for the new series is -
Vietnam Will Never Be The Same!!
They've already released the plotline for the pilot for this tv series -
"The hilarity and hijinks begin from the first day when Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John arrive at the S*M*A*S*H*E*D unit 407777. After Major Burns introduces himself to Hawkeye and Trapper, Burns asks them if they have ever seen hemorrhoids this big. Then he turns around, pulls his pants down, bends over and looks back at Hawkeye and winks. Hawkeye tells Burns that the hemorrhoid coming out of the top of his shirt can be shrunk if he soaks his head in the toilet in the latrine on a daily basis for a week. Trapper adds that he has never seen a talking hemorrhoid before, and says that he thinks that Burns has made medical history. Radar O'Reilly runs out of his office and away from Major "Tulips" O'Dearie when she asks him if he is a virgin after she catches him looking at a National Geographic magazine at his desk."