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galilei
09-01-2006, 12:11 PM
I came here to the agnostics and atheist forum expecting to find nothing, AND HERE IT IS!!
:bowdown[1]:
homerow
09-01-2006, 12:50 PM
I came here to the agnostics and atheist forum expecting to find nothing, AND HERE IT IS!!
:bowdown[1]:
that might be the best post on this board.
Bonnie B.
09-01-2006, 01:25 PM
I came here to the agnostics and atheist forum expecting to find nothing, AND HERE IT IS!!
:bowdown[1]:
If you insist:
<Bonnie clears throat>
<Fifi plays stunning piano intro in E major>
Six months later I heard that Karp had died
So I dug right down toi the bottom of my soul... and tried!
But I felt............ <dramatic pause>
Nothing!
<lights go out on stinger>
Mr.Dude
09-13-2006, 07:39 PM
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
- Quentin Crisp
galilei
09-15-2006, 03:13 AM
I totally forgot about this thread. Now I dont feel so alone out here in the vast, dark, lonely, bleak emptiness of.. oh, n/m.
A matronly Catholic woman from Northern Ireland found herself in the employ of a Protestant lady of a manor in Britain.
On her first day at work she was changing the sheets while the young woman got ready. Coming across something strange twisted in the bed sheets, she tugged it loose.
"Holy mother Mary," she gasped.
The English lady turned to see her new maid holding up and gawking at a condom.
"Don't they have those where you're from?" she asked.
"Aye m'lady," she replied. "But we don't skin 'um."
Mr.Dude
11-23-2006, 11:50 AM
I totally forgot about this thread. Now I dont feel so alone out here in the vast, dark, lonely, bleak emptiness of.. oh, n/m.
A matronly Catholic woman from Northern Ireland found herself in the employ of a Protestant lady of a manor in Britain.
On her first day at work she was changing the sheets while the young woman got ready. Coming across something strange twisted in the bed sheets, she tugged it loose.
"Holy mother Mary," she gasped.
The English lady turned to see her new maid holding up and gawking at a condom.
"Don't they have those where you're from?" she asked.
"Aye m'lady," she replied. "But we don't skin 'um."
(legs crossed in horror) EEeeK!
Am I an Aethist or an Agnostic if I don't believe in any organized religion but do believe in God?
homerow
11-23-2006, 12:57 PM
(legs crossed in horror) EEeeK!
Am I an Aethist or an Agnostic if I don't believe in any organized religion but do believe in God?
i believe this makes you a "deist." thomas jefferson was a deist... (so are many others of course). i find myself to be kind of a deist, when i'm not agnostic or atheist or christian... i am all of those things, although rarely all at once.
Mr.Dude
11-23-2006, 02:55 PM
i find myself to be kind of a deist, when i'm not agnostic or atheist or christian... i am all of those things, although rarely all at once.
Atta way! Keep up the good work.
rightiswrong
11-23-2006, 03:59 PM
I am Atheist, no doubts, no questions. There is nothing anyone can say or do to convince me otherwise.
Mr.Dude
11-24-2006, 02:16 PM
I am Atheist, no doubts, no questions. There is nothing anyone can say or do to convince me otherwise.
The best part about this is: even God won't try to convince you otherwise. There is no need.
GymGeekAus
11-24-2006, 06:47 PM
I am Atheist, no doubts, no questions. There is nothing anyone can say or do to convince me otherwise. Hmm.
Well, I fundamentally disagree with you. But I don't think I'll be so fundamentalist about it. ;)
I'll simply say that certainty is a dangerous thing.
talidapali
11-25-2006, 01:44 AM
I came here to the agnostics and atheist forum expecting to find nothing, AND HERE IT IS!!
:bowdown[1]:
Well...here's yer problem rightchere...This dang lightbulb thing is burned out...let me change it here...
<sounds of industrious work being done efficiently and quickly.>
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